Clare Grimshaw, My brother Tim is responsible for this smile... Tim and Clare got engaged on Christmas day. I think it was because Tim could not think of anything else to get her for Christmas. I think she wanted a PSP or some shoes, he may have overshot a bit *massive wink*
Family Party, I have a reputation in the family for a poorly placed rude 'joke'...
busy kitchen full of family
Auntie Janet- does anybody want a drink, i'm going to stick the ketle on.
Cousin Matt- can I have a sex on the beach
A small amount of laughter
Dominic- can I have a sand in me' knickers
Silence
Dominic- it is like a sex on the beach but more realistic...
Sustained silence
Matt Johnson. 'Uncle' Mick Johnson. Dominic McKenna. Three wiseass monkeys, pretty self explantery really. It was late and we had all had a bit too much to drink.
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